If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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