She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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