2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
It's official drugs can't kill me
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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