my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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