Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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