What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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