Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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