You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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