Moan for me like Helen Keller
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I believe in your delicious
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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