He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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