he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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