i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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