Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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