Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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