I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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