Already got asked if we're dating
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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