Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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