so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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