if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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