i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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