Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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