I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
