it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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