Tell her she can't have a vagina
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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