yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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