wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
time to smoke my breakfast
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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