Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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