I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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