So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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