why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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I licked your asshole in confidence.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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