white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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