Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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