I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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