Define "chronic" masturbator.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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