My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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