we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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