He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
no, he came in my armpit
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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