Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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