I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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