the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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