I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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