he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
