You're so nebulous sometimes
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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