and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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