She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
two words...techno handjob
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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