do herpes really smell.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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