all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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