Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
