he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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