I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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