your room smells of hookers.
And success
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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