well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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