Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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